A Decision Making Tip for Indian Ministers

You are a Minister in State Government. Naturally, such an important post poses a set of extremly dificult questions like :

What to do if you have become minister for the first time ?
What to do if you got elected because of massive booth-capturing ?
What to do if you are in the Cabinet only to appease some regional party ?
What to do if you hate the portfolio you have been allotted ?
What to do if your only purpose in becoming minister was to ensure that you fill up your coffers while emptying the state's coffers ?
What to do if you are totally clueless about your portfolio ?
What to do if you have absolutely no idea what to do to ensure the well-being of Indian Citizens ?
What to do if you want to be known as a Swadeshi while secretly sending your son to US for studies ?

Confused ? Don't be ! Because there exists a simple solution .

Just Do what Narottam Mishra of Madhya Pradesh Did and enjoy a peaceful stint until the next government takes over .